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Just For Fun
'Over the years we have always had at least one 'Shih Tzu' and at most of the times have had two! When we decided to begin breeding . . . we decided 'what's another Shih Tzu?' Let me tell you! . . .
'Alot more love!' And really if you have one you want another for a 'playmate'! They love playing and it is so much fun watching them playing together!'
" On our Goochie's Poochies 'Road Trips' to deliver our beautiful babies to their forever homes, we usually bring along a few of our Shih Tzu! They love road trips! We put the back seats down and put blankets down and a pillow between the two front seats! We bring along toys and treats! Of course they usually want to sit on the pillow between Daddy Gooch and I to see just where we are going!
Below are a few pic's from one of
Goochie's Poochies Road Trips!"
If you haven't heard . . .
WE ARE NOW OFFERING
FREE PERSONAL DELIVERY OF YOUR VERY SPECIAL
GOOCHIE'S POOCHIES SHIH TZU!
Delivery available up to 150 mile radius from the home of Goochie's Poochies.
(Not available on reduced puppies.)
So . . .
We will meet you!
Just give us a call!
TO: GOD
FROM: THE DOG
Dear God: Is it on purpose our names are the same, only reversed? 
Dear God: Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
Dear God: When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it still the same old story?
Dear God: Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a Dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We do love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?
Dear God: If a Dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad Dog?
Dear God: We Dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?
Dear God: More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
Dear God: Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?
Dear God: Let me give you a list of just some of the things I must remember to be a good Dog.
1. I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it or after they throw it up.
2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'.
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt.
11. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch.
12. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
P.S. Dear God: When I get to Heaven may I have my testicles back?
'Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened'
'Daddy's little neck warmer!'
" Watching Grandpa & Grandma Rossin leaving."
" Did you ever notice when you blow in a dogs's face he gets mad at you.
But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!" ~ Steve Bluestone
" I can't believe this! They are eating it all! MOM! WILL YOU HELP ME! They won't share!"
~ Remember: Dogs are better than kids because ~
1. They eat less
2. They don't ask for money all the time
3. They are easier to train
4. They usually come when called
5. They NEVER drive your car
6. They don't hang out with drug-using friends
7. They don't smoke or drink
8. They don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions
9. They don't wear your clothes
10. They don't need a Gazillion dollars for college, AND
11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.
'Gracey Mae bad hair day!'
PET RULES
To be posted VERY LOW on the refrigerator door - nose height.
Dear Dogs,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the
same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years -- canine attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, THEN go smell the other dog’s butt. I can’t stress this enough!
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"To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:"
To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pet
1. They live here. You don't.
2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (That's why they call it ' fur'niture.)
3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
Goochie's Dottie's Hot - To - Trot! ~ 'It is a dogs life!'
Abraham ~ ' Our pooped Football Fan!'
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